Mad Mick`s Charity Tour

 

A message from our Chairman:

We in the Mad Mick`s Tours Aero Division, have been under some considerable pressure to maintain our Company position on customer satisfaction, due to the outpourings of volcanic ash from Wreckya....nope.  Rekkya.... nope  recceyaba.....nope,  call it  - Iceland.

Unfortunately because this is a Geographical disaster of a magnitude rarely seen before, we as a company have had to put aside our normal stance on customer satisfaction

" Who cares? If they want satisfaction let them go to Ryanair "

and for this one occasion only, be charitable and see if we can save the planet!

Our Aero Division fleet of Biplanes, Seaplanes and woodplanes have been seriously affected by the clouds of ash from       " Up North " and so our Chairman ( or Fuehrer ) decided he had to do something.

After a great deal of thought, he had a brainwave ( it must have been him because Danny is a bit thin on top ).

What is the best way to stop all of this ash and stuff, what would we do if it was in our homes??????????

And then it came to him, The Government banned us all from smoking in Pubs and Public places, so that means there must be MILLIONS of ashtrays lying about the place that we could put to good use!

We could be Heroes like Midgey Ure and Boabby Geldof. We will gather up all the old ashtrays from Scotland, and take them to Iceland on a Mercy Mission !   Then they can keep their ash and we can fly our planes again....We will be held up as great champions of recycling for Scotland, we will be loved in all of Iceland for making the place tidy.

 {We might  be asked to do the same in Farmfoods }

 

And so the Mercy Mission started to take shape