Welcome to the Mystery Tours Page
These tours are designed to be a " wee surprise " to all of our customers. We are committed to bringing a unique experience to all of our customers by showing them places in Scotland that they have never seen before. It is always our pride and joy to keep the destination of the tour a secret............ so much so that Mick wears a blindfold when he is driving, so he gets a " wee surprise " as well.
Last year we had some great days oot, there was the day in Pitlochry when that Billy Adams got cautioned for harrassing a sheep :-}, Willie Riach signed up for the Salvation Army and got conscripted to Dalmally :-} We spent the night on Rannoch Moor when we drove intae a ditch `cos Mick wis singing " My Way ". Joe wasn`t allowed to say much `cos he was modelling for a charity shop !!!!!
Some of you will notice the picture of the wonderful ship in the hallway of the house, further information about this is available on the " Mad Mick`s Tours - Cruises " page.
During the Mystery Tours we sometimes go visiting various Lodges that Mick has spent time in, as we see here.
On special tours wi` special peepul when the tour stops overnight, we sit round the ingle and impersonate the Alexander Brothers and Fran & Anna. Come and join us it`s a rerr tear ( Oh an dont bother aboot Mick looking like he`s praying the motor will start in the morning. Wan things fur shure, naebudy wull pinch it :-P )